The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #165857   Message #3983924
Posted By: Steve Shaw
22-Mar-19 - 02:04 PM
Thread Name: BS: Sexual lies we believe
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual lies we believe
Man sidles up to other man in pub.

"Hey, pal, between you and me we've got five bollocks."

"Really, mate? Why, have you only got the one?"