Heheh. Trouble is, Jim, I had me ninety-year-old mum on board (she loved every bloody minute of the mini-drama) and despite the breakdown (dead alternator fer chrissake), I had to get her back to the care home somehow. However, I did have six bottles of the £4.99 Spanish Mellow and Fruity on board, and I can assure you that I attacked them with aplomb once home....