I do appear to have one problem. You and Jim have a fascination in dismissing anything serious I say. So far better to laugh at your absurdity. Anyway Dick, you are the same age as my sister and she doesn’t wear trousers up to her tits.

Watch him Dick! He has a problem with old people as well! Tsk. Mind you, guilty as charged. Although maybe restricted to one particular coffin dodger.

Talking of music to accompany a raffle. First prize, a ticket to a Dick Miles gig. Second prize, two tickets to ....

Lighten up for Clapton’s sake.

PFR. Your description only works if they are Mullard valves.