I love fucking stiffs when the fanny really whiffs,
And the wriggles and the squirms when the fanny's full of worms,

When a woman has drowned, the fuck is really sound,
'cos when you start mounting, she squirts like a fountain.

I get frustrated when a women gets cremated,
when you fondle her tits they fall to bits

I go round graves with a bucket and spade,
to dig someone up to have another fuck