I must add.. there are at least another two of me signed on with my Doctor's surgery..
Memory stirred by this.....

I went for a hospital appointment. My name was called and I went in to see the consultant who was examining my notes:-
"How are you feeling since the operation?"
"I haven't had an operation."
"Are you sure you haven't had an operation? It says in your notes that you had one last month."
"The last operation I had was having my tonsils out when I was five."
"You are Victor Smith?"
"Yes"
"Well your notes say that had an eye operation last month."
"Could I see them please?" He hands them to me an I look at the date of birth. "Do I look as if I am 87?"

I went back to the waiting room where a dear old man was fast asleep in a wheelchair. I woke him gently.
"Is your name Victor Smith?"
"Yes."
"I think the consultant will see you now....."