My Mum taught me many folk songs like

Mrs Maguire pissed the fire
The fire was too hot
She pissed on the pot
The pot was too round
She pissed on the ground
The ground was too flat
She pissed on the cat
And the cat ran away with the piss on its back

Oh, what fun! Oh! what fun!
Shooting peas up a nanny goats bum

However no animals were injured in the singing of these songs.