BWM - my sarcy comment wasn't aimed at you...
And then it was only mildly taking the piss out of Mr red...

.. and I reckon I'm perfectly at liberty to have a laugh at old men now that im 60 and have to deal with my NHS poo test..

Seriously, I can't stand the snide buggers with their mealy-mouthed
"sorry if I caused offence..

Rest assured when I want to offend somebody I will do it in plain clear and direct English...