The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #30873   Message #398701
Posted By: Pseudolus
15-Feb-01 - 01:31 PM
Thread Name: BS: Your Favorite Quotes?
Subject: RE: BS: Your Favorite Quotes?
All of these from an email on the subject of marriage and relationships....


My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
-- Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.