The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3987196
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
13-Apr-19 - 01:28 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Sometimes I wish I had a small dog instead of a large one. If a small dog should get the urge to visit my neighbor's cattle, it could just walk under the lowest strand of his barbed wire fence. But if my large dog gets that same urge, she has to crawl under the wire.

That would be okay if the cattle never shat near the fence, but they do. So, about once a month, she'll crawl right through a really stinky pile of cow flop. She learned to avoid the wire's barbs after one experience, but avoiding piles of cow shit seems to be taking a bit longer. Like five years and counting.