One should try anything, once, except incest and Morris Dancing. (Utah Phillips)
On a dead mans door, you can knock forever.(Zorba the Greek)
No amount of belief can create a fact.(Mine, I think)
I'm not the man I used to think I was.( ditto)
When you have bested a fool, what have you really done?
If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. (Will Rogers)
Thank God, there is no odor. (Oscar Wilde on hearing the bagpipes for the first time)
If all your relationships turn into battleships, change course.(Carl Demo)
God created man, then said, "I can do better than this."