Wow... I’m glad this is about funny songs because that apart, it’s BS section material.

PFR. Good luck trying but I fear Mr Reason is out for lunch in the Miles household. T’was ever thus. Although I notice he still tries to mention his gigs. A true pro...

Right. My turn.

I’m going to kill my cat
Then I’ll smother it with a pillow
Cos it pissed all around my hat
And it’s going to rue the day!

For when I’ve done dissecting it
I’ll put it in a paper bag
Then send all the bits off to The RSPCA