"Kregah! Bundolo!" John Clayton, The Earl of Greystoke, Lord of the Apes.
"If you aren't going to be rich, learn to be polite." Louise Maxon, My grandmother
"Never pick mushrooms in your bare feet." My Dad.
"Why weren't you born twins? Then you could be twice as stupid." Richard Arlin to "The Bad Guy" in "China Clipper"