Does anyone recall a song parody about a dive restaurant called "This Place" sung to the tune of This Train is Bound for Glory"...?
Here is some of what I remember:
This place got surly waiters, this place. This place got surly waiters, this place. This place got surly waiters, watery soups and half-baked 'taters, This place to no one caters, this place.
I'm remembering this from almost 50 years ago and I think the issue would be older than that. Loved Mad!