Butt Judge and Biden and Sanders and Warren
All Trump opponents aren't female and foreign
I don't know what I should fear here the most
Perhaps LA earthquakes will erase the coast...

Aw shit here comes the big Kalamazula
He just cheated at golf and yells Hallalaylouya
Dizzying chaos on TV is gross
The kids in our schools, are virtually toast

When the gun bangs
When the kids sang
When it seems all is lost
I think of disasters that are worse than this one.
And things do not seem, so bad.

Houston is flooded but thats not the problem
So is NY, Tampa and Austin.
There's proof that there is no hot climate change
Just take a look at our sweet stock exchange...