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Thread #59418   Message #3991743
Posted By: Rapparee
10-May-19 - 10:12 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Dear Mom,

Tomorrow, for the first time since OCTOBER!!!, I'm going to go shoot cowboys! I'll strap on my twin .45s (well, not exactly twins), pick up my Winchester (only I can't afford a Winchester, so it's really a cheap Rossi from Brazil) and my Greener (well, it's really a 20 gauge side-by-side Stoeger I bought years ago and not a 10 gauge of any sort) and saunter out to Gulleyville, and bag me a few cowboys to barbecue later.

I made a deal with a young lady's mother that if she'd bring her out I take her home. Shootin' cowboys has led to her grades improving, no more males "sexting" her, and a generally great increase in her self-confidence. Last month she shot one "stage" without missing a single target!

Sincerely,
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