Heard this recently and thought it was a fun song......but I think I heard the adult version!

I sent her for whisky and she came back frisky......
I sent her for rum and she came back numb......
I sent her for brandy and she wasn't very handy......

is as much as I can remember, I'm pretty sure gin was in it too.
Can't remember the performer, but the community radio station we were listening to was playing a program of Irish/Scottish singalong songs at the time, and it's 700 kms away from me anyway.