I did a parody of that one too:

I was twenty one years when I lit this barbecue
I’m twenty two now and it’s still not cooked through
It’d be quicker to have stew
And the meat that was lean burns to brown
And it gives you chronic wind
And it rumbles in your glands

I threw my burger at a duck
And watch the cygnets run amok
And I never gave a further thought...