When he was a kid, they had to tie a pork chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him.
Like having a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
They said he was quite the wit...they were half right.
The only good thing to come out of Cork is the road to Kerry.
Over a hundred years ago my grandfather fronted a judge on the courthouse steps and said "I wouldn't trust you to adjudicate a rape case among dogs."