Yes, I missed the ending. I probably wouldn't mind reading it in a book, but somehow text on a computer screen is harder to read. Have you noticed that people writing online tend to use shorter paragraphs and simpler sentences?

I confess that when a catter posts a paragraph with more than about six lines of text, I refuse to read it. For example, the first paragraph of this thread.

Another thing I don't like to read is text bristling with capital letters. Like this:

Wilhelm von Bruggen and Anne-Marie Petrulli of the Federated Institute for Binomial and Particle Physics in Sauerbrunnen, Switzerland have announced the discovery of the Schwartzkatz boson in the April Journal of Semiotic and Biodynamic Physics.