The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #3994366
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
28-May-19 - 05:32 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
The "Rap for Emperor" thread has a more religious slant than the MOAB.
Just as Haile Selassie, the Emperor of Ethiopia, is central to the Jamaican religion of Rastafarianism, so is Rapparee, Emperor of Wherever the Fuck He's Emperor Of, central to the religious practice of Rapstafarianism.
Rapstafarianism is unique among world religions in that it has no belief system, no supreme being, no rituals, and no predilections toward buggering little boys. The only thing it has in common with other religions is that heretics and non-believers are subjected to imprisonment in dank, dark, dungeons where they experience horrendous tortures like being forced to listen to beginner-level banjo players.