I escaped the British blockade of Baltimore and Ft. McHenry as well as being held a prisoner by Cornwallis during the Franco-American siege of Yorktown. I haven't been to Not-So-Great-Anymore Britain in several years. Now I type this in Salt Lake City, and tomorrow will depart for Mesa Verde country to assist in cataloging Anasazi artifacts. The details of my escapes would make thrilling, hair-raising, action-packed, adventure reading but I will spare you that right now.