Susanne and Henry have it in neater form at http://mysongbook.de/msb/songs/l/laundere.html:

Launderette Song

• (John Kirkpatrick)

  Round go the clothes in the washing-machine
  Water and bubbles, air filled with steam
  I've come here today to get my clothes clean
  But my heart is as black as the coal

  Just one week ago a girl came in here
  The loveliest creature, her beauty shone clear
  I was lost in a moment, I loved her so dear
  As she emptied her big plastic bag

  Blue were her Levi's and brown was her hair
  And red was the blush as she noticed my stare
  And white was the hanky that flew through the air
  As she flung all her stuff in the tub

  I boldly stepped up to her and this I did say
  Have you got any change, love, for I've got none today
  You see, the gas-meter's taken all my ten p's away
  And I've only got fifties and fives

  She gave me some silver, said she'd plenty to spare
  And the touch of her hand was more than I could bear
  My reason went from me, blew up in the air
  And out through the roof with the steam

  D'you fancy a drink, love, there's a pub down the road
  It's a bit more exciting than watching your load
  And she smiled so sweetly I thought I'd explode
  So we both trundled off to the pub

  The washing was finished by the time we got in
  We both shared one dryer, we got everything in
  And to see our clothes mingle it made my head spin
  I thought I had found me a bride

  I said, My fair maiden, can I see you again
  I live just round the corner, it's the one on the bend
  And I'm always here Thursdays round about ten
  And I helped her to fold up her sheets

  Oh no, she replied, I'm afraid that can't be
  I'm going back to the college, there's a lad there for me
  I'll see him tomorrow, and happy we'll be
  Thanks for the drink, cheerio

  Never again will I see one so fair
  Ten minutes or longer I only was there (?)
  On the floor a white hanky to show she'd been there
  My love had all tumbled dry

  (as sung by Cilla Fisher & Artie Trezise)

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Here's a performance by Dave Worley:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zleTMSdzys