Written by Dr. Demento I do believe.

Dead puppies aren't much fun,
When you call them they don't come,
Dead puppies aren't much fun.

My puppy died last fall,
That's him lying in the Hall,
Dead puppies aren't much fun.

Mummy want's to throw him out,
She doesn't like him lying about,
Dead puppies aren't much fun.

You can't make them beg for food,
You can try but it's no good,
Dead puppies etc.

Won't go riding in the car,
That's the way dead puppies are,
Dead puppies etc.

Won't roll over, won't play ball,
They'll play dead that's all,
Dead puppies etc.

When you pick them up they sag,
When you walk them it's a drag,
Dead puppies aren't much fun.

Thanks to Muriel Graves and Hamish Imlach.

Scouse

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