I saw them live back in the day and have an autographed copy of the LP. Loved the lyrics so much I sang the Nudist Colony with a mate at my wedding.

As Derek's son Ed confirmed above, the missing words to Bernard bought a motor car in the duck pond line were "Steered toward a duck pond that conveniently was near."

Haven't found the thread to the nudist colony song yet - @keberoxu let me know if you're still looking and I'll post them here.

Mark Edwards