Quite obviously...someone was watching a bird...


Wild Bill first made me aware of this bird-watching song...

However, it was Beaver-Bam-Bam-Balls on stage at the Cardiff Millennial Stadium that seared it into my brain.

There was a little bird
No bigger than a turd
Sitting on a telephone pole
And he ruffled up his neck
And he shit about a peck...
He puckered up his little,
Asshole, asshole, asshole,
He puckered up his little asshole.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

I have a strange suspicion Beaver BamBam and John Malberg may be one and the same.