And, although it’s none of The Nitpicker’s business, I can confirm that Steve is correct - serious medical issues unconnected to alcohol consumption, which necessitated two major open abdominal surgeries, multiple spells in hospital, and very careful adjustment to my diet, have necessitated my abstinence from alcohol since late 2005.

So The Nitpicker can take his clever-shit ‘man what boozes’ comment, roll it up carefully, and shove it up his big, fat, hairy arse.

Nit-pick that.