What a friend we have in cheeses, Mozzarella, Cheddar, Swiss! Bleu and Limberger's sweet breezes Lingering like a lover's kiss. Humble milk's apotheosis, Muenster, Provolone, Brie Damn cholesterol's thrombosis Cheese is Gouda stuff by me!
Heed the U. S. Dairy Council, Keep the Gruyere on the shelf. Even just a tiny ounce'll Give you vitamin B-12. Gather, pilgrims at the deli Buying Edam and Havarti, Wedges moist and cold and smelly, Bring home lots and have a party!