Many of us have been employed at Fred Meyer stores in the Pacific Northwest. Thus we are on hand to operated the Idaho, Washinton, Oregon, and Montana Legions' antianticrepuscular projectors. These will "follow back" the anticrepuscular rays and nicely jam up the ACR Squirters. This will knock the GO and his or her minions all catawumpus and discombobulate his or her plans for jollification like licking butter off a knife. Might be even an absquatulation, but probably not.