Not fair, Mom! The rest of us don't get to pretend to be sex-craved cannibals from distant galaxies, but someone has a super special decoder ring that lets him/her/it bypass the rules! How many boxtops did he/she/it have to send off to get it? And what brand of cereal was it?

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You only need to ask. And have it written and ready to go. ---Mom's amanuensis