EMERGENCY PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!

The worst wildfire to hit Spain in 20 years is currently burning. It started when a pile of manure caught fire. The combination of the normal heat generated by composting plus extremely high atmospheric temperatures caused the pile of shit to ignite.

Now, as we all know, fresh shit does not burn. Only old shit decomposing in compost piles gets hot enough to burn. Therefore, it is vitally important that Mom gets frequent shovels full of fresh shit so she won't catch on fire.

Do your part! Post more shit to Mom. If Mom goes up in flames, your computer will melt!