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Thread #24528 Message #3998788
Posted By: Jim Dixon
01-Jul-19 - 11:11 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Ours Is Not a Happy Household
Subject: Lyr Add: LIFE PRESENTS A DISMAL PICTURE
From Bawdy Barrack-Room Ballads by Hugh De Witt (1970), page 58.
LIFE PRESENTS A DISMAL PICTURE
Life presents a dismal picture,
Dark and dreary as the tomb :
Father's got an anal stricture,
Mother's got a prolapsed womb.
Sister Susan's been aborted
For the forty-second time,
Brother Bill has been deported
For a homosexual crime.
In a small brown-paper parcel,
Wrapped in a mysterious way,
Is an imitation rectum
Grandpa uses twice a day.
Jill has chronic menstruation,
Never laughs and never smiles.
Mine's a dismal occupation,
Cracking ice for Grandma's piles.
Cousin Peter's got paresis,
Little Jennie cannot play.
Uncle Joe converses with Jesus,
And says : 'I'm Queen of the May!’