True story:

Not sure if he bothers now but, a few years ago, Jack Charlton started posting on Facebook saying, e.g., how much he liked fly fishing and disliked women's football.

Then one day I noticed he'd posted a picture of the World Cup winning team - saying something like who's the handsome tall chap in the middle.

I added, as above, that I was actually born the day he helped us win the World Cup and, despite being born with a club foot, managed to play A-grade juniors in Sydney, Australia.

He replied with "Alf Ramsey used to say I was born with 2 club feet!"