There was another one way back, also posted on this forum, from where I harvested it: sing it with lots of pauses

Yesterday                                                        (parody)

Yesterday.......seemed like it was.......Wed..nes..day,
But as today is......Saturday
It must have been ........Friday.......yesterday.


Suddenly...there's no entry in my di..ary
For the Thursday or the ....Fri-i-day
This Saturday came suddenly.

Where two days could go, I don't know, I couldn't say,
I remember............bugger-all since yesterday.......
Which seemed like..............
Wednesday........still there's nothing else to say,
At least I don't think so anyway.......
Today was tomorrow................yesterday