Dick - Mad readers probably care even less you exist..

.. A Mad reader's sophisticated sense of absurdist humour
means they can just chuckle quietly to themselves at your sporadic petty sulking fits...

There's no need for them to interact with you..
That'd just provoke you taking over another thread..

..oops.. what have I just done...!!!???

..sorry mates...


I've not read Mad since my school days.
A mate's dad used to buy it,
and my schoolmate would sneak copies out the house and smuggle them into school...