The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #30873   Message #400103
Posted By: Dharmabum
17-Feb-01 - 09:10 AM
Thread Name: BS: Your Favorite Quotes?
Subject: RE: BS: Your Favorite Quotes?
If at first you don't succeed,skydiving is not for you.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

It's always darkest before the dawn.So if you're going to steal your neighbors newspaper,that's the time to do it.

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Good judgement comes from bad experience,and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.

Duct tape is like the force:It has a light side & a dark side,and it holds the universe together.

There are two theories to arguing with women,neither one works.

Experience is the sinking feeling that you've made this mistake before.

Look out for #1,and don't step in #2.