Iains - can you please stop being such an inconsiderate show off prick
with your self-indulgent coloured text wankery.

You leftards seem have a compulsion on wanking. Have you thought of trying therapy? Does it make you go blind?

Are you a morning ,noon and night person like the gnome or are you a binge masturbator that can lock themself in their home or a motel room for days on end, losing all track of time and life in the real world.
Allow me to point you in the right direction with your disorder. There would seem to be a number of you suffering.
My commiserations. I have no such disorder.
https://blogs.psychcentral.com/sex/2012/05/compulsive-masturbation-the-secret-sexual-disorder/