I suggest you beat them severely about the head and shoulders and for those who don't fall in line at that point, administer a Fleet enema. Anyone left who can't carry a tune shoud be flogged and given a bucket to carry the tune in. If none of this works, reach down their throat and rip out their vocal cords and tongue.

Seriously folks, how many of these silly ass requests are we going to play? Its the latest flame thing to hit the Mudcat. Guest poster asks ridiculous question and we all bite and are very helpful. We've had about a dozen or so of these, all worded in exactly the same style, all done under different names (sometimes used twice or three times), and all complete sendups! Eleonore, Spaceman, whatever the name, the post is the same. Generally its a teacher of some sort asking a question that's inane at best. Some good discussions have emerged at times, but just know you're being had as far as the original poster goes. They're just having a bit of fun, seeing what we'll talk about.......and we'll talk about anything.

Spaw