Nah then, Dave, it was a superb match played in a great spirit. Over the ninety, Liverpool definitely edged it, and were beaten only via the lottery of a penalty shootout. Everybody's happy. Given Liverpool's second-half performance I'd say that we Liverpool supporters are the tad happier of the two. Should be a great season. Can't see Mike or Raggytash being happy by next May...

Did I tell you that I watched Liverpool winning the Champions League, against another English team, the match played in Madrid, on a Sicilian hotel room telly with rabid Italian commentary? I bloody know how to live, innit! The Nero d'Avola there wasn't half bad either...

As for DNA, I've met a few raunchy women in me time who wouldn't have minded having a bit of Neanderthal Man in 'em...

I'll get me coat... :-(