I `ad that Sublime Ashtray in my cab the other day. `e was scouring through the Radio Times while we were going along.
I said, "`ere, what are you looking for then?
`e said , "Oh, Morning Jim. I went to the proms the other day. We `ad a smashing night with all the classical stuff and what `ave yer. I was just looking to see `oo won the competition. We `ad to leave before the end so I am looking to see if the BBC `ave published the results.
I said, "It`s not an awards ceremony, it`s just a concert, you Wally."
`e said, " Gor Blimey. I put a tenner on Beethoven at 20 to 1. I been taken for a right ride by that shyster bookie in the pub!!"

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