Artist: Rick Strickland Band
Title: She Can't Fix Grits

People let me tell you 'bout the girl I got
Her attitude is cool, and the love is hot
She brings me breakfast every morning in my bed
and fluffs up the pillows laying under my head
Everybody says that I oughta be happy, still I'm unsatisfied
A crazy little walk will make you go into fits
but I'm gonna have to leave her cause she can't fix grits

She measures 36-24-36
and when it comes to love she knows all the tricks
She calls me honey, snookums, and sweetie-pie
She says she loves to stare into my big blue eyes
Everybody says that I oughta be happy, still I'm unsatisfied
A crazy little walk will make you go into fits
but I'm gonna have to leave her cause she can't fix grits

well you can have your caviar and filet mignon
you can can take your vichyssoise and Chateaubriand
and you can wrap em all up with a bottle of French wine.
and you can stick'em baby where the sun doesn't shine

Well my baby takes me riding in her new Corvette
She got to be the sweetest thing I ever met
Girl's right up beside me kiss me on my cheek
Lawd, you got to love her she's so doggone sweet
Everybody says that I oughta be happy, still I'm unsatisfied
A crazy little walk will make you go into fits
but I'm gonna have to leave her cause she can't fix grits

I got to let her slide cause she can't fix grits
She got to hit the road because she can't fix grits
You know, she can't fix grits
(gonna have to leave her cause she can't fix grits)
"Well maybe she could learn"