Boris has brought a miraculous change to the political weather, as the Remainiac world order falls apart.
The story brought to you by the Torygraph that runs at a profit. Unlike the guardian kept afloat by misplaced charity and endless begging letters.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/08/25/boris-has-brought-miraculous-change-political-weather-remainer/?li_source=LI&li_
With Boris as PM and Nigel as the scourge of Brussels, perhaps the will of the people will carry the day, and Brexit will become a bastard child
at last! Nurtured by Valiant Brexiteers and to be abandoned as a foundling by callous remainiacs.
Tickety toc!