Definitely not what you're looking for, but two Cobourg musicians, Paul Caldwell and Brad Halls wrote this parody right after Canada went metric:

She's a centimetre shorter than a metre and a quarter,
And ev'ry millimetre is in perfect working order,
Has anybody seen my gal?
I know I'm only human but I still have the acumen
To know her eyes are flashing 'bout a half a million lumen,
Has anybody seen my gal?
A pair of gorgeous gams on her fifty kilograms
When she twirls her skirts.
My chest just thumps and my heart rate jumps
About a hundred kilohertz!
But Celcius or Fahrenheit,
She's gonna light my fire tonight,
Has anybody seen my gal?

They had a duo act performing for kids called "The New Kids On The Block" a few years before Donny Whalberg et al used the name.