The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #163410   Message #4006758
Posted By: Steve Shaw
01-Sep-19 - 04:50 AM
Thread Name: BS: Football (not the U.S. kind)
Subject: RE: BS: Football (not the U.S. kind)
Euphemisms used by blokes in pubs going for a wee:

Young bloke: Just off to shake hands with the wife's best friend...

Old bloke: Just off to shake hands with the unemployed...