“They just passed a law that would force me to beg Brussels for an extension to the Brexit deadline. This is something I will never do.” (From a Guardian report today)

As usual the Guardian is incorrect.

Parliament and the Lords may have created a bill. It does not become law until it receives Royal Assent. This final part of creating UK law is sometime in the future(possibly further than you think)

You are spreading false news. This is very remiss of you. You should apologise for dreadfully misleading us!