I had a mule and his name was Napoleon
All on account of his bony parts
I hitched him up to my milk wagon
And I hollered, “MIIIILK”
when I wanted him to stop

One fine day when I went a riding
Along came a man with a rig so neat
Said, “Hey, Yoo-hoo I’ll run you a race
Up and down the big main street.”

So off we started helter skelter
Wither of a tither I was comin’ in a winner
When somebody hollered, “MIIILK”
And I lo-ost the race Bum Bum