The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #30998   Message #400978
Posted By: Amos
18-Feb-01 - 03:47 PM
Thread Name: BS: major religions and homophobia
Subject: RE: BS: major religions and homophobia
There was an engineer, young and deeply committed, who was walking down a road leading to his office when a frog called to him from the bushes. "Hey!" said the frog. "I'm not really a frog! I'm an enchanted Princess!!! Kiss me and I will turn into the most beautiful creature you've ever seen!"

So the engineer put the frog in his jacket pocket, and walked on down the road.. By and by he heard that frog yelling something, so he took her out again.

"What's the matter with you?!" remonstrated the frog. "I've told you I will turn into the most beautiful woman you've ever seen! If you kiss me I'll stay with you for as long as you want!!!".

So the engineer put the frog in his jacket pocket, and walked on down the road.. By and by he heard that frog yelling something, so he took her out again.

"Goldanh it!!!" yelled the frog in its little voice. "I've told you I will become the most beautiful woman you've ever seen! I promised I would stay with you for as long as you want!!! What more do you want??!! Kiss me and I will be your devoted love and do ANYTHING YOU WANT!!!"

So the engineer put the frog in his jacket pocket, and walked on down the road.. By and by he heard that frog yelling something, so he took her out again.

"I've offered you everything!" cried the frog. "The most beautiful woman you've ever seen!!! Stay with you as long as you want!!! Be your love and DO ANYTHING YOU WANT!!! What's the MATTER with you??!!! Kiss me!!!"

"Hey, look," the young man replied. "I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend."

"But a talking frog is coool!!!.

Regards,

A.