I've been a Mudcatter for many's the year,
But something's annoying me, that's very clear,
'Cos somebody's nicked my respected false name,
And the stuff that (s)he posts makes me curl up with shame.
But it's no, nay, never,
Not on Mudcat, but who
Writes there in "The Scotsman"
Tattie Bogle no 2?

This dreadful impostor would make you lament
The garbage (s)he spews out with which I dissent,
My friends they have asked me, "Is that really you?"
I canna believe you would think it was true.
Chorus...and so on.

So, yes, after nearly 20 years as a Mudcatter known as Tattie Bogle, there is another Tattie Bogle, definitely not me, who writes the most outrageous horrible trolling comments under articles in The Scotsman online newspaper. I do not wish to be associated in any way with this lowlife, so, with some regret, I am seriously thinking of asking Joe to re-register me in my real name, which quite a few of you know anyway. I have never felt the need to hide behind a pseudonym: it was just that, at rhe time I joined Mudcat, people were encouraged to adopt them.
Trish