As you all know, I'm a very simple man. Tell 'em, Raggytash! So here, hopefully for the last time, is a very simple and very simply true statement emanating from me as a very simple man: while the UK is a member of the EU, there can be no EU army. Anyone can check this. No need to elaborately resort to straw-clutching links that are virtually unreadable. So there. Why do I bother. Someone here is going to severely strain themselves to prove that I'm wrong. But I'm not. Anyone can check. Preferably via neutral sources not designed to feed your confirmation bias.