We should be able to buy Staffordshire Oakcakes in at least one supermarket in every town.

Oh wait, Sainsbury's (UK) tried that. Then 2008 happened and they found Staffordshire people are thin on the ground in some areas.

Oh well, I guess "Faggots & Paes" are out of the question then................

(Don't worry America, a lot of Brits wouldn't understand)