I must congratulate the parliamentary rebels! They squeal to the courts to recall parliament and since they returned they have simply wasted time acting like escapees from a kindergarten. So much so that the Tories are ignoring them and continuing with their party conference.

The real icing on the cake is the halfwit, tin hat wearing McDonnell wasting even more parliamentary time, with the connivance of the fully rogue Bercow, in allowing him to indulge further in the comprehensively debunked conspiracy theory that the PM is being backed by “speculators who have bet billions on a hard Brexit” – a falsehood pushed by former chancellor Philip Hammond earlier this week.
So impressive is this allegation that Two of McDonnell’s former advisors have now debunked the conspiracy theory – namely James Mills and James Meadway.
I suspect my pet goldfish knows more about currency manipulation than
McDonnell. Someone in Parliament should answer McDonnell and tell him that if hedge funds really wanted to make a fortune shorting the country they would be promoting the Labour Party over Brexit because that would create sure and certain economic calamity. Especially with him in number eleven.

Maybe we will have other urgent questions put before Bercow on other conspiracy theories, including whether the moon is made of cheese, and whether DCMS are aware that Michael Jackson is in fact still alive, or has Elvis really been seen on the moon.........